Thursday, October 16, 2008

DEAD BABY JOKES

It's nice to know that, having the choice between A)abortion used as a substitute for birth control, resulting in a dead baby, and B)LIVE BABY . . . that half the country seems to PREFER dead baby.
So, for all you liberals who apparently are not bothered by dead babies, here are a few dead baby jokes for ya. I found them at http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/dbj_001.htm

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one dead baby, then put 'em in a blender.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

Well, there's hundreds of dead baby jokes at the site I gave you, so go have your fill. Maybe, since abortion at will interests you liberals so much, you could arrange for Pay-Per-View abortions, and you and your friends could all laugh at the poor defenseless babies while you eat pretzels and drink beer.


SAVE THE BABIES!

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