Since right and wrong no longer matter

What kind of sick, immoral, apathetic society have we become? All we care about is the economy, no matter WHO leads us . . . as long as they can read from a teleprompter and "care about the economy," then everything is fair game?

Well then elect ME President. First of all, I have a long history or hi-jacking airplanes, kidnapping children, extorting rich people, bribing politicians, and murder for hire, and honestly I don't regret any of it. In fact, I wish I had done more! But forget about all that . . . let's look at my economic plan.

1)No taxes!(vote for me!)

2)Increased entitlements! Goodies for anybody and everybody(but vote for me!)

3)FREE health care(vote for me!)

4)Robbery and extortion would be legalized. Only the rich and the financial institutions would be hurt and YOU get to pay your mortgage! Sure, a FEW will be hurt, but this is about what is best for EVERYONE!

5)ZERO UNEMPLOYMENT: drugs and prostitution would be legalized

6)Casinos on every street corner

7)Every month each citizen would get an envelope full of money from the government. Who cares who will pay for all this? It SOUNDS GOOD, and if it gets me elected then I don't really give a shit.

8)Theft would be legalized as long as a)you need the money, and b)you take it from someone with more than you.

Well, what do ya think about my plan? It's aweome, isn't it? We should have done away with morals 100 years ago, just think about all the suffering we could have avoided!

I am also open to any other ideas, so if you have any . . . I'm all ears!!!