It's nice to know that, having the choice between A)abortion used as a substitute for birth control, resulting in a dead baby, and B)LIVE BABY . . . that half the country seems to PREFER dead baby.
So, for all you liberals who apparently are not bothered by dead babies, here are a few dead baby jokes for ya. I found them at http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/dbj_001.htm
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one dead baby, then put 'em in a blender.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
Well, there's hundreds of dead baby jokes at the site I gave you, so go have your fill. Maybe, since abortion at will interests you liberals so much, you could arrange for Pay-Per-View abortions, and you and your friends could all laugh at the poor defenseless babies while you eat pretzels and drink beer.
SAVE THE BABIES!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
"There ain't no free lunch."--Zig Ziglar
Wake up people. Ya think for ONE SECOND that Obama is going to MANDATE that your employer PROVIDE you with health care? This is going to be the quickest slam dunk I have had in my brief blogging career. For purposes of this illustration, assume your name is Joe and your salary is $35,000/year.
DAY 1: Your employer is required to provide you with health care at its expense.
Day 2: You get a memo from the boss's desk. It reads:
Dear Joe:
Due to rising costs, specifically the requirement that we provide you with health care, and the fact that this health care will cost the company $5,000 per year, effective immediately your salary will be reduced by $5,000 annually. But hey, you've got health care!
Also, due to the new Obama tax plan, there will be no Christmas bonuses or raises.
Thank you,
Your Boss
Yeah, the gov't can make yer boss do lots of things . . . but it CAN'T stop your boss from letting you go or cutting your wages. So the bottom line is, whatever Obama THINKS he is helping you get, he is helping you get it out of your own pocket, so why don't you just go buy your own health plan and not involve the government? Just wondering.
SAVE THE BABIES!
DAY 1: Your employer is required to provide you with health care at its expense.
Day 2: You get a memo from the boss's desk. It reads:
Dear Joe:
Due to rising costs, specifically the requirement that we provide you with health care, and the fact that this health care will cost the company $5,000 per year, effective immediately your salary will be reduced by $5,000 annually. But hey, you've got health care!
Also, due to the new Obama tax plan, there will be no Christmas bonuses or raises.
Thank you,
Your Boss
Yeah, the gov't can make yer boss do lots of things . . . but it CAN'T stop your boss from letting you go or cutting your wages. So the bottom line is, whatever Obama THINKS he is helping you get, he is helping you get it out of your own pocket, so why don't you just go buy your own health plan and not involve the government? Just wondering.
SAVE THE BABIES!
Fight for murderers, kill the babies!!!!
I have ALWAYS been against the idea of abortion, but in my entire life I never saw the issue clearer than I did this morning. It was on my mind as I awoke, for some unknown reason, an hour before the alarm clock went off. First of all, I am not one of those people who votes solely based n a candidates position on abortion. But in last night's debate, the talk about abortion really got to me. I guess it woke me up, because as groggy as I was at 6:30am, my mind went straight to the issue, and . . . well, this is what I was thinking:
1)Where's the COMPASSION? I heard Barack Husein Obama tell "Joe the Plumber" how he wants to make sure "people behind you have a chance at success." Well what about that unborn baby's chance at success? Promote the idea of taking money from Peter to give to Paul, but God forbid you give an innocent baby a chance at drawing ONE BREATH!
2)Life for Charles Manson, DEATH TO BABIES! How much sense does it make to fight for a convicted murderer's right to live, but stand so staunch in support of killing babies?
3)Abortion should not be considered a means of birth control. Here's a crazy idea: ever hear of a condom?
4)TREE HUGGERS UNITE! Fight for the spotted owl! Fight for the polar bear! Fight for the polar ice caps! Recycle! Plant a tree! But kill the babies? That makes perfect sense.
5)Health care for the babies born alive after FAILED abortion attempts. How does a baby, born alive, not have a right to health care? Because the INTENT was to abort we are going to now extend the mother's right to choose to KILL a baby that is no longer dependent on her, but is living and breathing outside of her womb? Barack Obama voted against, and fought against a bill that would have made it illegal to just throw a live baby in a trash can, or left on a cold stainless steel table to die. That is sooooo callous.
6)Here's another CRAZY THOUGHT: "The State" routinely places children in foster homes, and pays the foster parents for the raising of that child. If I had to choose between the two, I would rather work harder and be taxed to pay for a baby to have a CHANCE TO LIVE in a family that wants it, than to fund an abortion for a mother that was usually too lazy or disciplined enough to prevent the pregnancy to begin with. Don't want the baby? Fine. Have the baby and sign it away. People are standing in line, people who can't have children, people who would be loving parents . . . every baby needs the CHANCE AT SUCCESS that the people "behind Joe the Plumber" have.
If you can promote the election of a man who promotes the death penalty for the unborn, YOU'RE the one who won't be able to sleep. Search your conscience, reject DEATH and vote for LIFE!
*I'm Scott Johns and I approve this message.
**issues regarding pregnancies resulting from rape, incest, or in the case of the mother's life being in danger are reserved for another day.
1)Where's the COMPASSION? I heard Barack Husein Obama tell "Joe the Plumber" how he wants to make sure "people behind you have a chance at success." Well what about that unborn baby's chance at success? Promote the idea of taking money from Peter to give to Paul, but God forbid you give an innocent baby a chance at drawing ONE BREATH!
2)Life for Charles Manson, DEATH TO BABIES! How much sense does it make to fight for a convicted murderer's right to live, but stand so staunch in support of killing babies?
3)Abortion should not be considered a means of birth control. Here's a crazy idea: ever hear of a condom?
4)TREE HUGGERS UNITE! Fight for the spotted owl! Fight for the polar bear! Fight for the polar ice caps! Recycle! Plant a tree! But kill the babies? That makes perfect sense.
5)Health care for the babies born alive after FAILED abortion attempts. How does a baby, born alive, not have a right to health care? Because the INTENT was to abort we are going to now extend the mother's right to choose to KILL a baby that is no longer dependent on her, but is living and breathing outside of her womb? Barack Obama voted against, and fought against a bill that would have made it illegal to just throw a live baby in a trash can, or left on a cold stainless steel table to die. That is sooooo callous.
6)Here's another CRAZY THOUGHT: "The State" routinely places children in foster homes, and pays the foster parents for the raising of that child. If I had to choose between the two, I would rather work harder and be taxed to pay for a baby to have a CHANCE TO LIVE in a family that wants it, than to fund an abortion for a mother that was usually too lazy or disciplined enough to prevent the pregnancy to begin with. Don't want the baby? Fine. Have the baby and sign it away. People are standing in line, people who can't have children, people who would be loving parents . . . every baby needs the CHANCE AT SUCCESS that the people "behind Joe the Plumber" have.
If you can promote the election of a man who promotes the death penalty for the unborn, YOU'RE the one who won't be able to sleep. Search your conscience, reject DEATH and vote for LIFE!
*I'm Scott Johns and I approve this message.
**issues regarding pregnancies resulting from rape, incest, or in the case of the mother's life being in danger are reserved for another day.
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