SECRET SERVICE

I went to a Sarah Palin rally last evening in Jeffersonville, Indiana. We arrived 6 hours early and had to walk a mile from our car to the warehouse where the rally was being held. We passed a car with a man standing outside it, dark suit, sunglasses, he had "G-man" written all over him. So I approached him.

ME: "You're with the Secret Service, aren't you?"

HIM: "Yes."

ME: "I knew it.(laughing) Let me ask you a question. You heard about the man in California who hung 'Sarah Palin' outside his condo as a Halloween decoration?"

HIM: "Yeah, I heard about it."

ME: "Well why haven't you guys done anything about it?"

HIM: "We haven't been traveling to California. But SOMEBODY should have done something, I would think."

ME: "Tell me what would happen if I hung 'Barack Obama' here in Indiana as a Halloween decoration?"

HIM: "There would be trouble."

ME: "Yeah, I figured. Seems like a double standard to me."

HIM: nodding.

ME: "Let me ask you one more thing: If YOU had friends who were admitted terrorists, wished they had done more, and another friend who used to be the spokesman for the PLO, would you be in the Secret Service today?"

HIM: "There's no way."

Obama couldn't even WORK for the SECRET SERVICE, but we're thinking about letting him run our country????? What's wrong with you Obama heads, anyway? If you hate this country so badly, and think socialism is the answer, why don't you move to Sweden and give socialism a test drive? Enjoy the complete lack of opportunity, and waiting six months to see a doctor. Let me know how that works out for ya.