Sure, Barack Husein Obama made a mistake by ignoring Hillary's 18 Million supporters. But he made even a BIGGER MISTAKE when he named Joe Biden as his running mate, passing over Santa Claus.
1)Santa Claus is well liked. I mean WHO doesn't like Santa Claus? People LOVE SANTA CLAUS!
2)Like Barack Husein Obama, Santa Claus has a bag full of goodies for all the boys and girls. Sure, he THREATENS to bring you a bundle of switches if you're bad, but has he EVER made good on that threat? If something DID happen to Barack Husein Obama, you oculd trust Santa Claus to bring the goodies to EVERYONE.
3)Sure, Santa Claus isn't exactly knowledgeable on the issues that matter, but he can READ! All he has to do is read from a telepeompter, and people won't even know the difference! Barack's wtiters can just write for Santa, and POOF! Instant fake knowledge!
4)No, Santa doesn't have any relevant experience. But since WHEN did experience matter? ANYBODY can be President, right? He does have executive experience, running his toy shop for all these years. Ya gotta give him that!
5)Santa is loved around the world. Surely terrorism would subside if Santa were in the White House! Who wants to bomb the guy who brings the goodies?
6)Christmas would come 365 days a year! Woohoo! Why wait til Christmas every year? You would get a welfare check every month, and FREE* health care(sure, you would have a bureaucrat decide what treatments you woul dget and you would have to wait six months to see the doctor the GOVERNMENT told you to see, but is that REALLY a big deal? Just think of all the toothless bums you would get to know in the waiting room!!!).
So there ya have it! Contact the Obama campaign and tell him to DUMP BIDEN and name Santa Claus as his running mate. It only makes sense!!!
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