Obama found to have long-term association with Satan!

Yesterday it was discovered that Barack Husein Obama has had a life long friendship with Satan. When asked about the association, Obama remarked: "Look, I wasn't even born yet when Satan committed his dispicable acts, attempting to overthrow the Kingdom of God. I have rejected these acts as unacceptable. I helped promote his book, our kids went to school together, we live in the same neighborhood, we worked on numerous projects together, he hosted a party for me at my house . . . I mean he's just a guy who lives in my neighborhood. I don't see the big deal. Can't we just talk about the economy???"