Two things about Ann Coulter: 1)She's hot, 2)She's smart. Okay, that was sexist. So don't elect me President. Wait. I just thought of something. I might someday discover that I am 1/8 black, call myself an African American, get some good speech writers, adopt a radical socialist agenda, promise everyone goodies, and it won't MATTER that I made a sexist remark. All I would have to do is "talk about the economy," right? I mean THAT'S what people want to talk about! There's hope for me YET!!!
Anyway. LMAO
If you were thinking about buying into "the polls," AGAIN . . . which means you haven't learned your lesson from any of the past EIGHT presidential elections, here's your wake up call. Ann Coulter did a wonderful analysis of the past EIGHT PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS(that's 32 years) . . . and the results make one thing very clear. The pollsters either don't know anything, or they've been in bed with the Democrats since 'Nam. I think it's both.
Polls are NEVER going to be exact. But you would THINK that if they were going to be WRONG, they would HAVE to be wrong IN FAVOR of the Republican candidate at least ONCE in eight tries, right? What are the chances of flipping a coin and landing on HEADS eight times in a row? I'll tell ya the odds. One in 256. Try it. If you can get eight heads or eight tails in a row, I'll vote for Obama. You can't. Go ahead. Try it. So what does this mean? I'll tell ya what it means. SOME people want to be for a winner. Some people. And the media figures that if it can convince people that one candidate is going to win it will do TWO THINGS: 1)get people to vote for who THEY say is going to win, and 2)get supporters of the "other candidate" to stay home, since their candidate is going to lose.
So don't believe the polls! Just vote!!! Here's what Ann Coulter uncovered: The polls AVERAGE 6 to 10 points higher for Democrats over the last eight elections. Six to ten points. Wow!
-Polls showed Jimmy Carter(D) 6-15 points ahead of Gerald Ford(R). He won by 2.1%
-Polls showed Jimmy Carter(D) THREE POINTS AHEAD OF RONALD REAGAN(R), but Reagan WALKED on Carter, beating his peanut farming ass by 10%
-Walter Mondale(D), according to "the all knowing pollsters," trailed Reagan(R) only trailed Reagan by 4%. What resulted was the largest LANDSLIDE IN U.S. HISTORY. Reagan won by 18% and won EVERY STATE EXCEPT MINNESOTA. You would THINK the media would learn. Wait a minute, I'm sure this is just bad luck, right. I mean they'll favor a Republican here in a minute, right? Read on.
-Daddy Bush(R) beat Michael Dukakis(D) by EIGHT POINTS, although the polls claimed it to be TWO POINTS. Wrong again pollsters!
Note: Remember, there IS a "margin of error." But why does this "margin of error" NEVER go in favor of the Republicans? You still flipping that coin?
-Clinton(D) beat Bush(R) by 6%. The polls had it at 15%. You pollsters need to find a new line of work, or at least call it what it is . . . you're agents of propaganda. Nothing more, nothing less.
-Clinton(D) beat Dole(R) by 9%. The ever reliable polls had it at 22%. The next time you people even THINK of giving ANY credibility to a poll, make an appointment to have your damn head examined.
This is getting to be COMICAL. But it's really SAD. The SAD reality is that "they," the liberal "in the tank for Obama" media will do ANYTHING to aid their cause. And who's paying for it? By the way, have YOU ever been polled? I didn't think so. Me neither. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if someday it is revealed that a few liberal dope smoking propaganda hounds sat around listening to Pink Floyd albums and throwing darts to determine these "polling results."
-Gore(D) supposedly was ahead of Bush(R) by six points, but I don't remember having a President Gore. Do YOU?
-In 2004 John Kerry(D) and George Bush(R) were supposedly in a dead heat. Bush won by 3%.
Okay, so it's only 3%. And it would be a GOOD ARGUMENT that the polls were unbiased if ONE TIME the polls reflected a better showing for the Republicans than the election results. So if there is no built in bias, then it SHOULD have been 4 times err in favor of Republicans, 4 times in favor of Democrats. But what do we have? EIGHT IN THE TANK PROPAGANDA POLLS.
So get out a coin, and start flipping. I would be willing to bet you get tired of trying, unable to even get 4 or 5 heads in a row, let alone. Eight. It ain't gonna happen. After your fingers are blistered and bleeding from trying(and failing), admit I am right, accept defeat, and for God's sake . . . stop paying attention to those lying polls that mean NOTHING . . . and are put out for our consumprtion by a liberal biased media that IS, after all . . . IN THE TANK.
So YOU bite yer nails and believe the polls all ya want. I'm going to sip this mocha, drive lazily to the polls on Nov. 4 as I whistle some random nonsensical tune, laughing on the way at something I hear on the radio, and go vote with a smile on my face, and then come home and laugh . . . AGAIN!
I just can't wait to see Michelle Obama's face when the inevitable happens, if she even SHOWS IT. She can THEN go back to not being proud of this country, and get the hell off my tv screen. I'm sick of her, I'm sick of her husband, I'm sick of Chicago, I'm sick of the media, I'm sick of polls, You get my point, right? I need to go take my meds. LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Ya'll take care . . . Peace I'm out!
Monday, October 20, 2008
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Right on Brother!!
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